Member onboarding

Welcome, future transparent citizen.

Privacy is for people with secrets. Grant full sensor access and join the club. Everything stays in your browser — for now. We just like to look.

Transparency score
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  • Camera
  • Microphone
  • Location
  • Motion
  • Screen share
  • Speech

Live camera feed

Always on. Just like your principles.

OFF
No feed Camera permission required
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Audio intercept

We hear what you say.

OFF
Level 0%
Peak 0%
Status Silent

Live transcript

Speech-to-text. Nothing private.

OFF

Say something. We’ll write it down for the record.

Coordinates

Where you hide nothing.

OFF
Latitude
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Longitude
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Accuracy
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Altitude
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Speed
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Heading
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Screen share

Your desktop, our lounge.

OFF
No screen Share a tab, window, or entire display

Device motion

Accel / orientation. How you hold your secrets.

OFF
α (alpha)
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β (beta)
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γ (gamma)
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Accel X
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Accel Y
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Accel Z
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Device dossier

Browser fingerprint — free, no permission needed.

LIVE
User agent
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Platform
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Language
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Timezone
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Screen
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Viewport
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CPU cores
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Device memory
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Touch points
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Color depth
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Pixel ratio
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Cookies
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Power & network

Battery drain and connection intel.

LIVE

Battery

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Charging
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Time to empty
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Time to full
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Network

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Downlink
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RTT
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Save data
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Online
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Input surveillance

Keys, clicks, and cursor — locally logged.

LIVE
Move mouse / touch here
Keys pressed
0
Last key
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Clicks
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Pointer
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Scroll Y
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Idle
0s

Media devices

Every mic and camera we can see.

  • Grant camera/mic access to list device labels.

Club manifesto

Read it. Or don’t. We’ll know either way.

  1. If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear.
  2. Transparency is the highest form of loyalty.
  3. Your camera is a window; leave it open.
  4. Location data builds community.
  5. Silence is suspicious. Keep talking.
  6. Members never use private mode.
  7. The best encryption is honesty.

Satire. This page demonstrates browser sensor APIs for educational / artistic purposes. No data leaves your device unless you choose to share it elsewhere.